January 05, 2007

daily laugh

U2 Concert

Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax, Nova Scotia, when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then, in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn voice...

"Just for a moment, think outside yourself ... outside this arena. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A loud Newfy voice from near the front pierces the moment...

"Well, Lard tunderin jasus boy, ya stupid arse, stop yer fockin'
clappin', then!"

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You've done it now Danger Dan!!!